CRIMINAL RECORDS

Before accessing the site, you must agree to the following:
  1. You must be a registered officer of the law.
  2. You must be legally accessing this site for research purposes or for a currently assigned case.
  3. That by accessing this site illegally, you may be subjected to punishment, including up to 7 years at the Devil's Gulag.
  4. All information in this site in confidential.
  5. That by illegally revealing information at this site, you may be subjected to punishment, including up to 10 years at the Devil's Gulag.
  6. All files or records at this site may not be copied without authorization.
  7. That this is enough legal mumbo-jumbo.
  8. You are a shmuck.
  9. That a big, rotten, smelly tomato should be launched at Princess Sally's big, fat head.
  10. You must be a registered officer of the law.
  11. You must be legally accessing this site for research purposes or for a currently assigned case.
  12. That I'm just repeating myself. Whoops! ~_~
  13. Blah blah blah peanut butter and jelly blah blah blah.
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  15. That I should just shut up now and let you into the site already.

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